This is the most unattractive post I will [probably] ever post. Ladies and gentlemen, I struggle with mexi-staches. Sometimes I’ll be putting on my foundation, thinking everything is hunky-dory, until lo and behold! There it is! A mustache with a creepy factor somewhere in the realm of Brad Pitt’s facial concoction.
So I dedicate myself to another crusade, one in pursuit of a clean upper lip. A feminine appearance. And I will secretly long for blonde-dom and their blessed hidden hairs. Better yet, I’ll dream big and shoot for laser hair removal.